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Hamster Caught Sneaking Late-Night Snack

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Hamster Caught Sneaking Late-Night Snack

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Rex had been following his strict low-carb diet perfectly. Unfortunately, temptation got the best of the hamster late Thursday night.

“I went to the kitchen to grab a glass of water around 2AM and there he was, mowing down on a Ritz cracker,” says roommate Fred Burch. “He was doing so well too. I guess he just couldn’t help himself.”

Health experts tell The Fluffington Post that diet slip-ups, while not uncommon, can be cause for concern.

“Maintaining a healthy hamster weight is dependent upon a proper diet,” says nutritionist Donna Fridland. “That could have easily turned into entire sleeve of crackers; you’d need more than a few runs on the hamster ball to work that off.”

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REPORT: Guinea Pig Had the Best Halloween Party Ever

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REPORT: Guinea Pig Had the Best Halloween Party Ever

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Lester the guinea pig has always taken his Halloween celebrations seriously. This year, however, he may have outdone himself. 
As per usual, Lester planned his festivities weeks in advance. His costume had been meticulously crafted, and the decorations painstakingly hung. 
“Halloween isn’t just a holiday for him,” says friend Jeff Scheer. “It’s something else entirely. This year, he had spooky music. There were spiderwebs all over the place. He even had apple bobbing.”
Though the party was a success, one thing may have been overlooked. 
“He definitely bought way too much candy – full size bars, too!” says Scheer. “It was just kind of sitting there while people did the Monster Mash. Knowing him though, he’s probably already eaten all of it.”

Via NEscooterboy.