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Pug’s Summer Diet Threatened by Inconsiderate Roommate
Yoshi started eating healthy back in April, knowing he had a long way to go before his bikini would fit again.
“He really made the commitment,” says Ashley Khoningberg, a longtime friend. “He set weekly goals, made a spreadsheet – the works.”
But all of it could be undone just in time for beach season by one oblivious roommate.
“Kevin doesn’t even realize what he’s doing,” Khoningberg explains. “Yoshi’s trying so hard to avoid temptation, and there’s Kevin scarfing pizza in the living room, watching anime on Netflix. The smell alone is driving the poor pug crazy.”
According to sources, Yoshi’s put back a few pounds by partaking in Kevin’s snacks, but he hasn’t given up.
“It’s only June,” says Khoningberg. “And I plan on having a little talk with Kevin.”
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Puppy Honks at Older Ladies
By Austin Knief, FluffPo Correspondent
While on a Sunday drive with new friend and licensed driver Peter Franks, 6-month-old puppy Max abruptly jumped to the wheel to give two quick honks.
“I was very startled at first,” said Franks. “But then I looked out the window and saw a gorgeous, full-grown Golden Retriever passing by. Way out of his league, but you’ve got to respect the little guy for trying.”
Max has been acting more mature outside of his house, according to numerous sources familiar with the situation.
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Area Dog Embarks on Epic Netflix Binge
By Austin Knief, FluffPo Correspondent
An addiction that plagues many, most commonly known as the “Netflix Autoplay Feature,” has recently stricken Mickey: a 4-year-old Long Island dog.
According to his roommate John Astor, Mickey is currently “in the denial stage of his addiction.”
“I usually try watching just one episode of House of Cards after work every day, and Mickey will sit there and watch episode after episode without even moving an inch,” says Astor. “Sometimes, he’ll even re-watch episodes.”
When asked about his own relationship with Netflix, Astor refused to comment.
via Tongue Magazine