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Happy Goat Makes Killing on Wall Street
Why is this goat smiling? According to sources it’s because he made bundle of cash this week on the New York Stock Exchange. Apparently, he got in on Yelp at the IPO price on Friday, and then sold it off Monday morning before the stock took a nose dive. Due to his savvy investing, the goat has already received employment offers from Bear Stearns and JP Morgan.
The Fluffington Post is told by friends that he’s weighing his options.
Via Muffet.
Kitten Spa to Offer Free Massages
A local kitten spa and salon is offering free massages as part of its grand opening promotional strategy this weekend. 100 of the free massage coupons will be given out on a first-come, first-served basis starting at 8am on Saturday, and each will be valid for six months.
Via *katz.
PHOTO OP: Puppy Brothers, All Grown Up
Via Annekathrin Küken.
Young Chimp Grounded Over Sexting Incident
Nori, an adolescent chimpanzee from the North Carolina Zoo, has been sent to her tree without dinner after her mom discovered she had been texting pictures of her butt to friends.
Sources say Nori has been grounded for two weeks without phone, TV or Internet privileges.
Via ucumari.
A lemon beagle named Maymo was caught on video exhibiting signs of “mania” – according to one source – over a chattering, battery-operated mouse.
It’s unclear whether he ultimately managed to subdue the toy.
Via Baldanza Bonanza.
