Cats Try Intimidation Tactics as Field Mouse Protests Intensify
A marginalized community of mice has taken to the field to protest what they view as “an oppressive cat regime,” according to one spokesperson.
A list of demands includes better access to the pond, improved health care, and not being mangled and dropped on the front stoop.
The cats have denied accusations that mice are being treated unfairly, and have been putting pressure on protest groups to back down. Sources on the ground have expressed concerns that violence could erupt at any moment.