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Mouse Suspends Presidential Campaign

February 10, 2016 · Leave a Comment

After a disappointing finish in the New Hampshire primary yesterday, Wimbley the mouse announced he is suspending his presidential campaign. The mouse spent over three months and $4 million campaigning in the state, holding over 75 town halls.

“He made the risky decision to skip Iowa and focus completely on New Hampshire,” said CNN political analyst Marylin Fry. “Unfortunately it didn’t work and there’s just no path to the nomination for Wimbley.”

According to sources close to the campaign, Wimbley was counting on being able to take a large percentage of the rodent vote in the Granite State. That vote is usually locked up by perennial candidate Vermin Supreme, whose name literally highlights his prowess among rodent voters. 

Wimbley did not attract enough voters on his side, though, and ended up finishing behind Supreme by about 100 votes.

“That’s not actually so bad, though,” explained Fry. “I mean, Jim Gilmore also got fewer votes than Vermin Supreme, and Gilmore was a governor.”

Via Marty’s Mouse House.

Tagged With: animals, cute, mouse, refluffs, rodentia

A Holiday Classic [COMIC]

December 6, 2012 · Leave a Comment

A Holiday Classic [COMIC]

With the holiday season upon us, we’re starting to get into the Christmas spirit here at The Fluffington Post, and nothing puts us in the mood better than an adorable comic from our friend Gemma Correll.  

We’re thrilled to debut her latest, a cute twist on a holiday classic, here today on our site.  If you enjoyed this comic, definitely be sure to follow Gemma’s Tumblr and visit her shop on Society6.

Tagged With: animals, Comics, cute, lol, mouse, rodentia

Cats Try Intimidation Tactics as Field Mouse Protests Intensify

March 2, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Cats Try Intimidation Tactics as Field Mouse Protests Intensify

A marginalized community of mice has taken to the field to protest what they view as “an oppressive cat regime,” according to one spokesperson.

A list of demands includes better access to the pond, improved health care, and not being mangled and dropped on the front stoop.

The cats have denied accusations that mice are being treated unfairly, and have been putting pressure on protest groups to back down. Sources on the ground have expressed concerns that violence could erupt at any moment.

Via cloud_nine.

Tagged With: animals, cats, cute, kitties, mouse, rodentia

Top Chef: Mice Make Excellent Salad Fixin’s

January 28, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Top Chef: Mice Make Excellent Salad Fixin’s

Eccentric New York chef Bobby Masters has come under fire after revealing his new dish, the “Mouse Salad,” in which he adds live mice to a Caesar.

“They are garnish, and not meant to be eaten,” Masters told the press after animal rights activists staged a protest outside his midtown restaurant. Skeptics are not convinced, and have called for a boycott of Masters’ establishments, which do business in seven countries.

Via The Animal Blog.

Tagged With: mouse, refluffs, rodentia

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