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Happy Goat Makes Killing on Wall Street
Why is this goat smiling? According to sources it’s because he made bundle of cash this week on the New York Stock Exchange. Apparently, he got in on Yelp at the IPO price on Friday, and then sold it off Monday morning before the stock took a nose dive. Due to his savvy investing, the goat has already received employment offers from Bear Stearns and JP Morgan.
The Fluffington Post is told by friends that he’s weighing his options.
Via Muffet.
Young Chimp Grounded Over Sexting Incident
Nori, an adolescent chimpanzee from the North Carolina Zoo, has been sent to her tree without dinner after her mom discovered she had been texting pictures of her butt to friends.
Sources say Nori has been grounded for two weeks without phone, TV or Internet privileges.
Via ucumari.
Many Koalas Work Second Jobs in Security
Koalas have traditionally made ends meet by sitting in trees all day eating eucalyptus leaves. And while most signs point to a melting recession, a tough job market combined with rising oil and food prices has made the going tough.
That’s why koalas increasingly leverage their high perches for a second gig – surveillance.
“Private security companies will pay big bucks for ‘eyes in the sky,’ ” says Winston Ko, a business analyst who writes for Security Watch. “Koalas are in the right place at the right time, and many can use the extra cash.”
Via Megan Silea / San Diego Zoo.
The Fluffington Post has received late breaking word that monkeys are absolutely crazy about iPhones, specifically those with a front-facing camera.
However, at nearly $100 per month for data and voice service, it remains an aspirational product for most non-human primates.
Via The Atlantic Video.
10 Sleepy Animals Yawning
Who has the coffee?
Via Tambako the Jaguar, splityarn, Vivian Chen, paazio, Michael Dales, davotoula, PhotoNem, Gareth & Rebekah, fPat, San Diego Shooter.
