Cat celebrity and socialite Pinky was spotted by paparazzi last night sporting stunning yellow and blue contact lenses.
“She got them online,” a source close to the situation tells The Fluffington Post. “She wanted a subtle way to make a big statement and the color contacts were what she decided.”
Pinky is reportedly very pleased with the purchase and the attention she is receiving.
That’s not surprising: this is a cat that likes to stand out. Last year for the VMAs, for example, she dyed her fur with leopard spots. Then there was the time she was seen dining at Spago wearing $5,000 red, patent leather Jimmy Choos. And of course, there’s her infamous Van Halen shoulder tattoo.
Pinky is scheduled to attend the American Music Awards in a couple of weeks.
A local cat named Gus has located a TV remote control that was thought to be lost for the last seven years, according to officials who arrived on the scene earlier today.
“He was rooting around under the couch for pillow fuzz when he saw something long and black,” says officer John Winslow of the San Diego police department. “It was the Panasonic remote we’ve been looking for all this time.”
The remote was misplaced in 2009, and after two thorough sweeps of the house, was declared lost for good by authorities.
“We’ve been walking up to the TV and manually changing the channels,” Richard Helmsworth, the owner of the television, tells The Fluffington Post. “It was horrible. We’re grateful to Gus and his keen eye. We’re just glad this nightmare is finally over.”