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Catnip Cartel Allegedly Hacks Into Online Pet Store Website

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Catnip Cartel Allegedly Hacks Into Online Pet Store Website

Authorities believe that Tiny Melendez, the leader of the Blanco catnip cartel, is behind a recent hacking scheme that rerouted delivery of thousands of pounds of catnip bound for a national pet store chain. The catnip went missing last week.

The nip, which had a street value of $500,000, fell off the grid at the port of Veracruz. It never made it into the United States.

It appears, according to the FBI, that the Blanco cartel may have hacked into the shipping company’s computers and altered the tracking information for the shipment. By the time the catnip was stolen from the port, there was no longer any digital record that it had ever even been there.

“This is high-tech, sophisticated stuff,” said FBI investigator Bo Lambert. “We suspect Blanco because computer theft has been their M.O. in the past, and cartel leader Tiny received training at M.I.T.”

VIa rblock.

Puppy Has Best First Week of Work Ever

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Puppy Has Best First Week of Work Ever

Pugsly, a dog from Redmond, WA, recently completed his first week at his new job as a QA tester for the Windows division at Microsoft last week. How was it?

“The best!” reports roommate Willard Franco. “Between the numerous cafe and restaurant options, the on-site organic spa, the Xbox-equipped lounges, the frisbee and soccer fields, the wifi everywhere, and the flexible schedule, he was on cloud nine.”

Pugsly also apparently joined photography and archery clubs during his first week, took care of his dry cleaning, and spent some time in the on-campus gym.

“It really sounds like summer camp,” said Franco. “But I guess he got a lot of work done, too.”

The best part, though, says Franco, is that the building Puglsy works in is dog-friendly.

“It could have been awkward, otherwise.”

Via Dunechaser.

Doggie Bandits Make Clean Getaway

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Doggie Bandits Make Clean Getaway

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to reports, a family of dogs known as the Tennessee Mutts are still at large after robbing a local Petco. The career criminals and golden retrievers have become notorious in the greater Dallas area for their brazen thefts, mostly involving rawhide.

Witnesses say the dogs entered the store around noon, cleverly disguised as employees. 

“I really didn’t think much of it at the time,” says Gina Rudd. “But then people started shouting, ‘Get those dogs!’ Apparently they’d taken all the rawhide. But they were just too quick.”

Authorities tell The Fluffington Post that the Mutts snatched around $500 worth of treats before driving off in a rented Ford F150.

“We’re telling everyone to be on the lookout,” says Deputy Sheriff Roy Hardwick. “If you see a family of golden retrievers randomly hanging out in the bed of a pickup truck, please contact the local authorities. Do not, and I repeat, do not Instagram it – you’ll only encourage them.”

Via yellowarrior. Originally published on HelloGiggles.