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Golden Retriever Inherits Wide Swath of Land
A Golden Retriever puppy named Kate has inherited 55 acres of open land from an unknown bequeather.
“The terms of the will state that the parties shall remain anonymous,” says Larry Gold, attorney for the estate that is giving up the land. “But needless to say, it was my client’s wish for Kate to have lots of room to run around and retrieve things.”
Via rilly_wut, Reddit.
Evil Prairie Dog Demands 1 Billion Chestnuts
A prairie dog super villain has sent word through the Montana State Police that he will do something nefarious unless a bounty of 1 billion chestnuts is paid. Authorities are still trying to determine why the prairie dog is asking for chestnuts, since his species generally eats only grasses, seeds and roots. One working theory is that he is in cahoots with the squirrel mafia of New York.
Via stevehdc.
A yet-unnamed polar bear cub, who was rejected by his mother at birth, has survived to the robust age of 3.5 months and made his debut at the Toronto Zoo. The adorable fuzzball sure is playful, and exhibits no signs of one day growing into a bloodthirsty, seal-killing machine.
You can enter a contest to name the little guy. May we suggest “White Thunder.”
If you’ve been following our every move (and why wouldn’t you, really?), you might be aware of the intensifying cat fight between this publication and “journalist” Michael Nuñez of the International Business Times.
The latest salvo by Mr. Nuñez (featured above) can only be described as a pitiful attempt to salvage an already fleeting limelight. Whatever shreds of journalistic integrity Mr. Nuñez had were surely discarded when he recorded this video missive from his parents’ basement.
The Fluffington Post categorically denies these accusations, and remains committed to bringing you the best in cute animal journalism.
World ‘Team Fortress 2’ Champion Is … This Cat?
According to statistics reported by Valve Software, the IP address of one Team Fortress 2 player is registering skills off the charts.
The Fluffington Post has traced the records to the cat pictured above. If the stats are true, it would make the kitty one of the best competitors to ever play the online strategy shooter.
Via Reddit.
