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Kitten Signs Record Deal With Internet Retailer

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Kitten Signs Record Deal With Internet Retailer

In a move that many industry watchers believe was a long-time coming, Internet retail giant Amazon.com announced today the formation of their own record label. The company already has its own movie studio and book publishing arm, so many feel that entering the music business makes sense.  

Though the launch of the label was not unexpected, pundits and analysts were very surprised by the choice of first signed act.  Amazon announced that it has signed a two record deal with a little known punk rock band fronted by a kitten from Pittsburgh, PA.  The band, Cat Scratch Fever, is expected to drop its first EP in AmazonMP3 format sometime this summer.

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REPORT: Goats Are Retiring at a Younger Age

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REPORT: Goats Are Retiring at a Younger Age

Though current economic conditions are forcing many to put off retirement, a new report from the Farm Animals Statistics Board finds that goats are bucking that trend.  "We’re finding that one in five goats is retiring before the age of six,“ said Emmanuel Tiant, senior research analyst at the FASB. "That’s up from one in seven just a couple of years ago.”

See Also: More Dogs Are Delaying Retirement Than Ever Before

Area Cat Scores Second Date After Romantic Evening at Home

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Area Cat Scores Second Date After Romantic Evening at Home

Putting in long hours at the university has not left much time for Dr. Stewart McNutt of Burnt Hills, NY to find love.

But at the suggestion of a friend, he cordially invited a lovely lady cat over for a home-cooked dinner of New England salmon and heavy cream. Reportedly, it went very well.

“They’re on their way to becoming ‘Catbook Official,’ ” says a source close to the situation.

Submitted by Emily McNutt.