Evil Prairie Dog Demands 1 Billion Chestnuts

Evil Prairie Dog Demands 1 Billion Chestnuts

A prairie dog super villain has sent word through the Montana State Police that he will do something nefarious unless a bounty of 1 billion chestnuts is paid.  Authorities are still trying to determine why the prairie dog is asking for chestnuts, since his species generally eats only grasses, seeds and roots.  One working theory is that he is in cahoots with the squirrel mafia of New York.

Via stevehdc.