Local Kitten Will Sleep Anywhere, Anytime

Sammy, a kitten from Vermont, has issued a statement letting it be known that he will sleep anywhere, anytime.

“He’s basically challenging us to find a place where he can’t sleep,” said random man-on-the-street Andy Rios.  "I’m sure if we put our heads together, we could come up with some places that would be pretty inhibitive to sleep.  Then again… I mean, look at him.  He’s a champ.“

Via Michael W. May.

Kitten Needs Afternoon Siesta at Work

Tiny the kitten needs his afternoon nap – without it he just can’t be productive for the rest of the day.

“At first I was skeptical,” said Jim Towers, his boss.  "Letting employees sleep while on the clock isn’t something I’m really comfortable with.  But my wife went to bat for Tiny and convinced me that, hey, if I’m gonna hire cats, I should get used to it.“

Towers concedes that the nap does seem to energize Tiny for the end-of-the-day grind, but he’s putting his foot down at just the one nap.  "Once I gave in on the afternoon siesta, Tiny put in requests for an early morning nap, a mid-morning snooze, and an after lunch doze,” said Towers.  "Nope. Not gonna happen.“

Via Alexandra Guerson.