Goat Shocked Kristen Stewart Cheated on Robert Pattinson

Goat Shocked Kristen Stewart Cheated on Robert Pattinson

An area goat is still in a mild state of shock this evening after learning that the relationship between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson may be over.  

“He was a little behind on his gossip news,” said friend Jodie Birkeland, “so it was quite a shock when he loaded up E! Online this morning and saw reports that Stewart had cheated on Pattinson.”

Birkeland confirms that the goat had firmly been in the Team Jacob camp, but in light of this news he is seriously considering switching to Team Edward as a show of support for Pattinson.

Via Tambako the Jaguar.