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Pug Annoys Facebook Friends With Emo Song Lyrics
Bobby the pug used to have more than 300 friends on Facebook. That is, until he starting posting “emo” song lyrics in his status without context or attribution.
“Dude, if you’re upset about something, just say so,” says Bobby’s former Facebook friend Jon Demasi. “What’s with the cryptic quotes all day long?”
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Guinea Pig Won’t Apologize for Egregious Mullet
Mullets are arguably the most outrageous fashion faux pax. Yet Russell the guinea pig makes no apologies for his. If anything, his big hair has only gotten bigger over the years.
“He’s really into ‘80s metal, so that’s part of it,” says Ted Saint, a source close to the situation. “You should see his room. Mötley Crüe posters everywhere.”
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PHOTO OP: The Visionary
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Experts: 3D Cat Printing Will Be a Reality Within 5 Years
3D printing is poised to revolutionize commerce and creativity. Pick out a pair of shoes online and watch them materialize from your printer within an hour. Housewares, clothing, toys – even 3D printed food is now within the reach of consumers.
But printing living things? It may be closer than you think.
“Cats have a unique physiology that lends them to printing,” says technology expert Ray Corey. “Need a new cat? Just pull up some cat customization software, hit the print button, and bam. I’m confident this kind of tech will be in every home by the year 2017.”
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Dog Demands Funnies Section
A tie up in the kitchen this morning caused considerable delays in getting to work, and now word is coming through that the culprit was the dog.
“She wouldn’t budge until someone gave her a copy of the comics,” said one eye witness. "She already had the sports and business sections, so she was just being greedy.“
According to reports, the standoff lasted a full 20 minutes until the funny pages could be found, and by that time the coffee had gone cold. Brewing another pot added an additional 10-15 minutes to this morning’s commute. Earlier this month the dog caused a similar delay after allegedly knocking an entire bowl of kibble on the floor. She is due in living room court this Saturday to answer a summons for that incident.
There has been no word yet on any possible punishment being meted out for this morning’s debacle, though police say no arrest is likely forthcoming.
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