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Dog’s Garden Grows Faster than Anticipated

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Dog’s Garden Grows Faster than Anticipated

When Zoe the dog planted her flower garden a few weeks ago, she assumed it would be a lot of watering and tending before she got any results. She was shocked at how quickly the plants have grown.

Though nothing has yet bloomed, her garden is far ahead of any other in her neighborhood in terms fo growth.

“They went from little seedlings to basically over her head in no time,” reported Donna Kalish, a fellow member of the local gardening club. “We all wanted to know her secret, but Zoe claims she doesn’t know what made the plants grow so fast. I think she’s just being coy.”

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Catnip Cartel Allegedly Hacks Into Online Pet Store Website

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Catnip Cartel Allegedly Hacks Into Online Pet Store Website

Authorities believe that Tiny Melendez, the leader of the Blanco catnip cartel, is behind a recent hacking scheme that rerouted delivery of thousands of pounds of catnip bound for a national pet store chain. The catnip went missing last week.

The nip, which had a street value of $500,000, fell off the grid at the port of Veracruz. It never made it into the United States.

It appears, according to the FBI, that the Blanco cartel may have hacked into the shipping company’s computers and altered the tracking information for the shipment. By the time the catnip was stolen from the port, there was no longer any digital record that it had ever even been there.

“This is high-tech, sophisticated stuff,” said FBI investigator Bo Lambert. “We suspect Blanco because computer theft has been their M.O. in the past, and cartel leader Tiny received training at M.I.T.”

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Puppy Has Best First Week of Work Ever

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Puppy Has Best First Week of Work Ever

Pugsly, a dog from Redmond, WA, recently completed his first week at his new job as a QA tester for the Windows division at Microsoft last week. How was it?

“The best!” reports roommate Willard Franco. “Between the numerous cafe and restaurant options, the on-site organic spa, the Xbox-equipped lounges, the frisbee and soccer fields, the wifi everywhere, and the flexible schedule, he was on cloud nine.”

Pugsly also apparently joined photography and archery clubs during his first week, took care of his dry cleaning, and spent some time in the on-campus gym.

“It really sounds like summer camp,” said Franco. “But I guess he got a lot of work done, too.”

The best part, though, says Franco, is that the building Puglsy works in is dog-friendly.

“It could have been awkward, otherwise.”

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