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Dog Quits Chatroulette After Lewd Encounter
Dog Quits Chatroulette After Lewd Encounter
A Long Island dog named Rusty logged on to the popular video site Chatroulette on Wednesday, hoping for some witty banter with other randomized users. He got more than he bargained for.
“The other dog he connected with was totally nude!” says Rhonda Cavanaugh, a source close to the situation. “He was sniffing his own butt, too. It was horrifying! Rusty just shut the computer off and ran out of the room.”
Submitted by Katie MacPherson.
Chow Won’t Quit With Novelty Glasses
Chow Won’t Quit With Novelty Glasses
A 5-year-old chow chow from Manila has been wearing dollar-store costume glasses for the last three days, much to the chagrin of friends and family.
“Gucci thinks she’s hilarious with those things,” says Ned de Guzman, a source close to the situation. “I mean, it was funny the first time. Still humorous on day two. But come on, enough is enough with those things.”
Submitted by Tatin Yang.
Cat Accuses Brother of Laziness
Cat Accuses Brother of Laziness
A tabby named Beibei has called attention to his brother’s apathy and lethargy in a memo issued from his office Monday.
“There is no excuse for Baobao’s laziness,” the note, likely written by his staff, reads. “I’m on my feet 10 hours a day while he loafs around waiting for food. It’s simply not fair.”
Baobao’s office could not be reached for comment.
Submitted by Jimmy Leo.
Seattle Dog Bored With Entire Wardrobe
Seattle Dog Bored With Entire Wardrobe
Sometimes it’s hard to find the perfect outfit. And sometimes you just need to reboot your wardrobe from square one.
Sources say that’s where Yoshi, a Seattle-based dog, found himself on Thursday afternoon.
“He needed to wear something sharp for an after-work function,” says Kevin McConnell. “He tried on everything in his closet, but eventually just gave up, grabbed his credit card, and headed to the mall.”
Via Nishant Kothary, submitted by MikeyHougland.