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Puppy Binge-Watches Entire ‘Orange’ Season in 1 Day

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Puppy Binge-Watches Entire ‘Orange’ Season in 1 Day

Rascal began watching the second season of the Netflix original series Orange Is The New Black at 12:01am yesterday morning – the moment it hit the streams.

“He didn’t stop,” says Millie Cornfeld, the dog’s roommate. “He binged all the way through. Didn’t even come up for air.”

According to sources familiar with the situation, Rascal’s been a die-hard fan ever since the show premiered.

“He’s been waiting eagerly for this day since last summer,” says Cornfeld.

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Dog Staring Contest Ends in Stalemate

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Dog Staring Contest Ends in Stalemate

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

It was just another quiet Sunday afternoon in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park.

That is, until Rosie the St. Bernard showed up.

“She’s Gavin’s longtime foe,” explains Kristen Arnold, referring to her Lab-Chihuahua mix. 

Though the two have faced off before, witnesses tell The Fluffington Post that this was their most dramatic match yet.

“They have these really intense staring contests,” says parkgoer Phil DeBoer. “This one was different, though. Quite frankly, we weren’t sure how it was going to end.”

The rules were the same as always: First one to break concentration, loses. Fortunately, both pups were distracted by the same flying frisbee.

“Can’t say that’s ever happened before,” says Arnold. “Gavin was pretty disappointed.”

Bruised egos notwithstanding, a rematch is already rumored.

“Oh, it’ll happen,” says DeBoer. “I’m betting my entire Sunday on it.”

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Dog Faces Fines for Skipping Pool Permits

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Dog Faces Fines for Skipping Pool Permits

In an effort to beat the record heat forecasted for this summer, a local dog named Chester installed his own swimming pool on the backyard deck.

“The project was a success, but there was one hitch,” says Adam Allehgenni, the dog’s neighbor. “A town inspector passed through on Thursday and dinged him with a fine.”

Chester had neglected to get any permits for his new addition, and his DIY construction violated seven town ordinances.

“It’s about $1,200 in fines,” says Allehgenni. “But Chester doesn’t seem to mind when he’s splashing around in his new pool.”

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Academic Puppy Learning to Play Patty-Cake

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Academic Puppy Learning to Play Patty-Cake

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

Thanks to extensive exposure to a young child in his family life, Jasper has made a thorough study of clapping games. His latest topic of inquiry is the perennial favorite patty-cake. 

“Our daughter Lily just turned five, and she’s really into patty cake,” mother Ellen Frank explained. “Jasper’s been seeing her play every day and he picked up the game in no time. The two seem to really like playing together.”  

Lily agreed that Jasper was an excellent partner for the clapping game. “He’s so cute!” she squealed. 

Sources close to the puppy said he had no plans to rest on his good looks. After he masters patty-cake, Jasper wants to conduct a critical study of the regional differences between the rhymes and rhythms.  

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