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Dog’s Garden Grows Faster than Anticipated

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Dog’s Garden Grows Faster than Anticipated

When Zoe the dog planted her flower garden a few weeks ago, she assumed it would be a lot of watering and tending before she got any results. She was shocked at how quickly the plants have grown.

Though nothing has yet bloomed, her garden is far ahead of any other in her neighborhood in terms fo growth.

“They went from little seedlings to basically over her head in no time,” reported Donna Kalish, a fellow member of the local gardening club. “We all wanted to know her secret, but Zoe claims she doesn’t know what made the plants grow so fast. I think she’s just being coy.”

Via Hryck.

Doggie Bandits Make Clean Getaway

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Doggie Bandits Make Clean Getaway

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to reports, a family of dogs known as the Tennessee Mutts are still at large after robbing a local Petco. The career criminals and golden retrievers have become notorious in the greater Dallas area for their brazen thefts, mostly involving rawhide.

Witnesses say the dogs entered the store around noon, cleverly disguised as employees. 

“I really didn’t think much of it at the time,” says Gina Rudd. “But then people started shouting, ‘Get those dogs!’ Apparently they’d taken all the rawhide. But they were just too quick.”

Authorities tell The Fluffington Post that the Mutts snatched around $500 worth of treats before driving off in a rented Ford F150.

“We’re telling everyone to be on the lookout,” says Deputy Sheriff Roy Hardwick. “If you see a family of golden retrievers randomly hanging out in the bed of a pickup truck, please contact the local authorities. Do not, and I repeat, do not Instagram it – you’ll only encourage them.”

Via yellowarrior. Originally published on HelloGiggles.

Puppy Whispers Secret to Mom on Mother’s Day

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Puppy Whispers Secret to Mom on Mother’s Day

At least three eye-witnesses claim to have seen an Akita puppy named Branca whisper a secret in her mother Yuki’s ear this morning.“

"I assume it was Mother’s Day-related,” says Jeff Korman, who saw it all go down. “Maybe it was ‘I love you,’ or maybe something like ‘You’re the best, mom.’ But, I wasn’t close enough to get a read on it.”

Friends of the dogs say the two are planning to have brunch this morning and then catch an afternoon showing of the new Leonardo DiCaprio film The Great Gatsby.

Via Leonardo Bighetti.