dogs

PHOTO OP: Too Cute. Can’t Stand It.

Via classicinspo.

BREAKING: Local Dog Is Sad for Some Reason

According to multiple reports, a local dog is bummed for some reason.

At this time it is unclear why the dog is so sad – perhaps no one will take him for a walk, or maybe he spilled his water dish – but we’ll continue to update this story as it develops…

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PHOTO OP: Boop!

Via sudeciftci.

Dog Makes Fortune in Kitten Supply Chain Logistics

It may not be the most glamorous job, but someone’s got to move kitten freight around the world efficiently, and according to a number of inside sources, the profession is lucrative.

Co-workers of a dog named Stella tell The Fluffington Post that the canine easily pulls down a six figure salary, thanks to her unique ability to optimize kitten supply chain logistics.

“She streamlined the whole cargo transfer operation,” says Ron Keller, who runs freight intake at a warehouse that benefits from Stella’s proprietary systems. “Kittens come in, we load them onto trucks, ship them right out to loving homes. No middle man, no delays, no overages.”

Keller explains that before Stella came on, it would often take them twice as long to package feline freight. “It’s so much more efficient now, and we pass the savings on to the customer. Everybody wins.”

Via Ask_Me_If_Im_Racist.

PHOTO OP: I’m in the Car!

Via tsitsin.