PHOTO OP: Sunbathing
Daisy, submitted by Emily Vitan.
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Pretty Lady Kitty Turns Out to Be a Dude
Pretty Lady Kitty Turns Out to Be a Dude
Area residents were stunned to learn Wednesday that a local Siamese cat named Mary is not who she claimed to be.
“She’s very affectionate and such a well-behaved baby, which makes her the perfect cuddling buddy,” says Seth Bolo, a source close to the situation. “She’s about a year and a half now. The funny thing is, she turned out to be a he, so he’s now called Mario.”
Submitted by Seth Bolo.
Polar Bear’s Snow Addiction Is ‘Out of Control’
Polar Bear’s Snow Addiction Is ‘Out of Control’
In what is an all too familiar tale, celebrity polar bear cub Siku has fallen victim to the scourge of addiction. His substance of choice? Snow.
“The pressures of being a celebrity are just too much to, uh, bear for many young polar bear cubs. Sadly, they often turn to substance abuse,” explained certified bearologist Toby Park. “Snow is readily accessible where Siku lives.”
According to sources close to the situation, Siku plays in the snow almost every day.
“The stuff is basically free here,” said one insider who wished to remain anonymous. “And Siku has money, so he’s buying the white stuff by the pound. He’s out of control.”
On a serious note, it’s International Polar Bear Day! Celebrate by taking part in the “Thermostat Challenge,” and adjusting your thermostat up or down a few degrees (depending on where in the world you live) in an effort to lower carbon emissions and help save polar bears. Learn more at Polar Bears International.
Photos courtesy of Explore.org. See more photos of Siku here.
PHOTO OP: Peek-a-Boo!
PHOTO OP: Peek-a-Boo!
Via @makin55.
Puppy’s Home Perm Experiment Goes Awry
Puppy’s Home Perm Experiment Goes Awry
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Fritz the puppy had been preparing for weeks for his speaking engagement at the local Rotary Club. Even so, he still didn’t feel quite ready.
“There was something missing,” says Hank Fellows, a source close to the situation. “He needed the perfect hairstyle.”
With hours to spare, Fritz decided he only had one option: A home perm kit from 1987. Unfortunately, the results left much to be desired.
“It probably would have benefited him to read the instructions,” says Fellows. “He didn’t let the activator set before he washed it – big beginner’s mistake. It looked awful. He wasn’t happy at all.”
Fortunately, Fritz was able to reschedule the speech.
“He said he got food poisoning,” says Fellows. “Guess that worked for them.”
Via gusgoolan.