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Tyrone is not shy about taking his own photo. But when he got a “selfie stick” – a monopod that lets you hold your phone well away from your body for the perfect solo portrait – he upped his game exponentially.
“A few of us chipped in on it for his birthday,” says Cara Dunvald, a close friend of the pup. “We knew he’d like it, but the moment he opened it, he ran right to his room, closed his door, and his Instagram feed has been flooded ever since.”
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Ganymede, a pug from Long Island, New York, is nearly done with a seventy-two hour juice cleanse and he can’t wait. Sources close to the situation confirm to The Fluffington Post that the puppy has procured a decadent cupcake to celebrate the conclusion of the dietary ordeal.
“It’s been awful, I think, for him,” said close friend Stanley Ruggieri. “I mean, the whole thing was his idea in the first place, but he seriously complained the entire time.”
According to Ruggieri the pup was trying to lose a last bit of “holiday weight” that he’d put over over Christmas.
“I think going hog wild on sweets the second the cleanse is over probably defeats the purpose,” said Ruggieri. “But that’s Ganymede for you. No impulse control.”
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Local Cat Gets ‘Catfished’ on Tinder
Lucy hasn’t had much dating luck since her messy divorce in 2013.
“I thought it was time for her to get back out there,” says Fran Kiebler, a close friend of the cat. “I encouraged her to try Tinder. What’s the worst that could go wrong?”
The mobile dating app lets singles quickly swipe through profiles and notifies users when there’s mutual interest.
“She connected with a really handsome kitty named Bruce,” says Kiebler. “He seemed so legit – a good job in digital ad sales, a cute little bio about his mom. They even shared an interest in kayaking.”
Turns out it was just a stock photo of a cat model. The actual user was a wide-eyed mantelpiece named Arnie.
“They still went out, which I thought was kind of weird,” says Kiebler. “But, they seemed to hit it off, despite that their entire relationship is based on a lie.”
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