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SCIENTISTS: Goats Likely Not Planning World Takeover
According to a new study from the University of Florida, goats are not believed to be planning any sort of global uprising. "At least not in the next decade,“ says lead researcher Dr. Anton Willis. "The goat communication networks are just far too underdeveloped for any sort of massive organization. It’ll be at least 10 years before they’re able to come together on the scale necessary to foment any sort of worldwide rebellion. But they’re up to something. Count on that.”
That’s good news for farmers who had been fearing a goat revolution and will now have years to plan. The Fluffington Post could not, however, find any farmers who actually had that concern.
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Playtime Turns Serious: Cats Get Stuck in Tree
Two cats are reportedly in good spirits, even as they remain stuck in the lower branches of a tree in the backyard.
“They went up there to play this morning,” says neighbor Gertrude Jones, “and they refused to come down for lunch. Then later, they realized they were stuck.”
According to the fire department, the tree is literally only two feet from the ground and the kittens should have no problem just hopping down. "It’s nerves,“ said Fire Chief Andrew Rockefeller. "I mean, sure, we could get them down, but, we’d have to charge for it.”
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Canine Violin Virtuoso To Record Debut Album
Earlier this month, String Music Weekly named Bruno the dog one of the “top 10 canine violinists in the state of California.” Now Bruno is hoping that positive press will help him fulfill his lifelong dream of recording a full-length album.
The pup has taken to crowdfunding site Kickstarter to raise the $10,000 necessary to record, master and print a limited run of his first CD. If he doesn’t raise the full amount by Sept. 10, he won’t get any of the money.
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