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Kangaroo Arrested for Nude Sunbathing in Park

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Kangaroo Arrested for Nude Sunbathing in Park

A kangaroo was arrested for indecent exposure yesterday after he was caught sunbathing at the park in the nude.

Police were called in around 2pm, according to official reports, to investigate calls about a kangaroo that was “letting it all hang loose.” The responding officers found the animal asleep on a blanket, completely in the buff.

According to reports, the kangaroo was taken into custody without protest and was released into the wild after being held at the county jail overnight. His court date is next month and he faces up to a $200 fine and 20 hours of community service.

Via sanniaphoto.

Ferret Photocopies Own Butt for Office Prank

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Ferret Photocopies Own Butt for Office Prank

Steve, a ferret from accounting, found his prankster inspiration a little late for April Fool’s Day, but his victim never saw it coming.

“We were just joking around on Friday. We had a few beers,” says co-worker Fred Dodson. “And then Louis was like, ‘Steve, what if you made copies of your butt and put them all over Andy’s desk?’ And Steve didn’t waste any time. He hopped right up there and hit the button. We were dying!”

Dodson explains that a layer of butts was taped to Andy’s desk and chair – 200 pages in all.

“You should have seen the look on his face when he came in Monday morning,” says Dodson.

Via iheartferrets.

Puppy Can’t Decide Between ‘Mad Men’ and ‘Thrones’

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Puppy Can’t Decide Between ‘Mad Men’ and ‘Thrones’

A pup named Murphy is facing a real dilemma. In an effort to be more productive, he’s restricted his own TV time to one hour per week. So far, it’s done wonders for his schedule, but there’s a problem.

“Should he spend that hour on Mad Men or Game of Thrones?” his roommate Phil Radcliffe asks. “He loves fantasy, and Thrones is getting really good. But, come on, Don Draper is back, how can you not watch the new season?”

Radcliffe suggested that Murphy make an exception – an extra hour per week to watch the two best shows on TV surely wouldn’t hurt. But the dog’s discipline is firm.

“He wouldn’t budge,” says Radcliffe. “It’s going to be a tough year.”

Via SeanLikesCake099.