Kitty Cuddle Session Shut Down

Kitty Cuddle Session Shut Down

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to reports out of Portland, OR, two cats have been cited for indecent cuddling. Authorities say that Frankie and Duncan were found underneath a blanket, apparently hiding while they committed the act.

“You see this kind of thing all the time,” says Officer Ray Birchum, who issued the cats summonses after receiving an anonymous tip. “Cuddling, snuggling, snoozling – whatever you want to call it, they were doing it in broad daylight. Cats think they can get away with it just because they’re cute. They are. But they’re not above the law." 

A representative for the cats tells The Fluffington Post that they plan to fight the accusations.

Via @mitdasein.