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ICANN to Internet: Please Stop Posting the Same Piglet Photo

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ICANN to Internet: Please Stop Posting the Same Piglet Photo

If you’ve used the Internet at any point in the last three years, you’ve likely come across the ridiculously cute photo above.

But after a sweeping survey of worldwide server bandwidth, ICANN has determined that the unnecessary duplication of the image may be causing congestion on the Internet.

“Please stop posting, tweeting, Tumbling and pinning the same pic over and over,” reads a memo from ICANN released today. “We get it – the pig is cute. Let’s move on, people.”

Via everywhere.

Notorious Criminal Cat to Go Free After 5 Years Behind Bars

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Notorious Criminal Cat to Go Free After 5 Years Behind Bars

Legendary cat mob kingpin “Max B.” has been scheduled for release from federal prison on February 27th, barring any last minute rulings by a New York Superior Court.

Max has been convicted on numerous counts of catnip distribution, money laundering and possession of an unlicensed hand gun. He has served five of his seven-year prison term, and his good behavior has prompted the state to reexamine his sentence.

Community groups are up-in-arms, and believe he would pose a danger to local neighborhoods should he be released.

Via J-Killah™

Mysterious Purple Squirrel Confuses Pennsylvania, Gains Facebook Fame

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Mysterious Purple Squirrel Confuses Pennsylvania, Gains Facebook Fame

Connie and Percy Emert of central Pennsylvania used peanuts to lure a strange purple squirrel into a cage on Sunday for closer observation. While many theories abound as to what might have caused the mysterious pigmentation, the squirrel was released before the Pennsylvania Game Commission could conduct a thorough investigation.

On the bright side, photos of the plum-colored that hit the web quickly launched him to Facebook star status. His fan page currently has over 8,500 likes.

Via msnbc.com, by way of Pat Silverman.