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Orphan Piglet Adopted by Pit Bull

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Orphan Piglet Adopted by Pit Bull

A New Jersey piglet named Fate has been legally adopted by a pit bull, according to custody records obtained by The Fluffington Post.

Paperwork filed February 5, 2015 name Chronic the new legal guardian of the orphaned piggy, who misplaced his parents over Christmas break.

“He has eight siblings,” says Trisha Cornwall, a source close to the situation. “I don’t think his parents will even notice he’s missing.”

Meanwhile, Fate and Chronic have been getting along swimmingly.

“There’s a lot of cuddling, I’ll just say that,” says Cornwall.

Photo by Coyote West, via Jamie Baldanza.

Puppy Proposes New State Seal for Tennessee

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Puppy Proposes New State Seal for Tennessee

Memphis area pup Roscoe is preparing to propose a new state seal, according to people close to the dog. The current state seal was adopted in 1801 and highlights Tennessee’s agricultural history.

“Roscoe feels that the current seal, while nice, is in need of an update,” said a source close to the situation. “It’s been around for what, 215 years?”

According to friends of the puppy, the dog thinks that in order to attract more millennials to the state, Tennessee needs a more youthful image. 

“What’s more youthful than an adorable puppy?” said one close advisor.

Roscoe plans to present his new seal to the state congress during the next legislative session.

Via fourfrenchies.

Goat Reconsiders New Hairstyle

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Goat Reconsiders New Hairstyle

By Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

There’s never been a more adventurous era in men’s fashion and grooming, and Wisconsin goat Billy wanted to get in at the forefront of an edgy new look. He told his barber to go wild.

“Billy came back and I laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair,” said Bob Barthwait, a source close to the situation.

“Apparently the barber told him that this was the avant garde look for Parisian goats. I’m not sure who he’s trying to impress here on the farm, but I don’t think ‘blonde bombshell’ is the right look for him.”

Via Jos.