Goat Reconsiders New Hairstyle
By Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent
There’s never been a more adventurous era in men’s fashion and grooming, and Wisconsin goat Billy wanted to get in at the forefront of an edgy new look. He told his barber to go wild.
“Billy came back and I laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair,” said Bob Barthwait, a source close to the situation.
“Apparently the barber told him that this was the avant garde look for Parisian goats. I’m not sure who he’s trying to impress here on the farm, but I don’t think ‘blonde bombshell’ is the right look for him.”