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Documents Expose Chocolate Lab’s Alleged Double Life

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Documents Expose Chocolate Lab’s Alleged Double Life

Private documents obtained by a Kentucky Federal judge allegedly reveal that a mild-mannered chocolate lab puppy named Kane has been leading a double life for 10 weeks. His alter ego, known by associates as “Nelson Monroe,” works as a private equity consultant, advising investors and hedge funds without relevant qualifications.

“His MBA from Yale is completely forged,” says Louis Hamilton, the prosecutor bringing charges of fraud and financial malfeasance against the adorable puppy.

Kane’s attorney has denied the charges, and the case is expected to go to trial in mid-March.

Submitted by Tricia Taylor.

Cat Remodels Box, Adds Front Porch

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Cat Remodels Box, Adds Front Porch

The spare bedroom above the garage was once considered an undesirable place to live. But that’s starting to change, thanks to some enterprising real estate entrepreneurs who have been snapping up properties in the room and rehabbing them.

The latest improvement to the area comes from cat real estate mogul Snuffy, who purchased a rundown box by the closet and had it completely gutted.

The most noticeable change Snuffy made was the addition of a front porch.

“What this neighborhood has really lacked is curb appeal,” said Tony Barrett, a real estate agent. “What Snuffy has done to the box has really transformed this little corner of the bedroom. I could absolutely see this being an area young professionals will want to live in now.”

The box is back on the market – for twice what the cat paid – and there has reportedly been interest from both the family dog and a couple of bunnies.

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Horse Visits Salon Twice Per Week

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Horse Visits Salon Twice Per Week

Clementine the horse has many enviable assets, but the thing that really gets other equines jealous is her mane. Clem was blessed with a luxurious head of hair that other horses fawn over (fawns usually love it too, for that matter).

Of course, having so opulent a mane isn’t easy.

“She’s at the salon twice per week,” said friend Lisa Riley. “Shampoo, blow dry, cut, style, the works. It’s a whole production.”

But it’s worth it, says Riley. Clementine is the envy of the entire stable.

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