Local Kitten Will Sleep Anywhere, Anytime
Sammy, a kitten from Vermont, has issued a statement letting it be known that he will sleep anywhere, anytime.
“He’s basically challenging us to find a place where he can’t sleep,” said random man-on-the-street Andy Rios. "I’m sure if we put our heads together, we could come up with some places that would be pretty inhibitive to sleep. Then again… I mean, look at him. He’s a champ.“
Via Michael W. May.
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