Dog Concerned Over Tanking Stock Portfolio

Dog Concerned Over Tanking Stock Portfolio

Ze’ev, a local Samoyed, checks up on his investments with obsessive regularity. Lately, he’s noticed a steep downward slide, especially in his stock portfolio.

“He’s been reading the business section every day, trying to get a better sense of the market,” says Conrad Fletcher, a friend and fellow investor. “I told him not to put all his eggs in the VHS tape manufacturing sector, but he wouldn’t listen.”

Via bewarethepolarbear, submitted by Jamie Baldanza.