
Notorious Criminal Cat to Go Free After 5 Years Behind Bars
Legendary cat mob kingpin “Max B.” has been scheduled for release from federal prison on February 27th, barring any last minute rulings by a New York Superior Court.
Max has been convicted on numerous counts of catnip distribution, money laundering and possession of an unlicensed hand gun. He has served five of his seven-year prison term, and his good behavior has prompted the state to reexamine his sentence.
Community groups are up-in-arms, and believe he would pose a danger to local neighborhoods should he be released.
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