Cat Hired to Guard Billionaire’s Secret Treasure
A cat named Frajola has been contracted to safeguard a treasure chest in Sao Paulo, Brazil. The contents of the chest, owned by Brazilian banking mogul Marcel Herman Telles, are unknown, but presumed to be extremely valuable.
“The chest itself has no lock,” explains Roberto dos Santos, a source close to the Telles family. “The cat just sits on top and asks you for the secret code. If you don’t know it, he calls the cops.”
Frajola is rumored to be paid in the finest yellowfin tuna, though The Fluffington Post could not confirm this at press time.
Via Melissa Lenz.
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