Kitten Vies for Spot on ‘America’s Next Top Model’
By Mirandate, FluffPo Correspondent
HAGERSTOWN, MD – Lexi, a kitten from Hagerstown, is determined to make it to the next cycle of America’s Next Top Model. Sources say that as a kitten, Lexi believes she has an “edge” similar to past contestants, and is ready to break new ground as the first feline contestant. Lexi has been heavily influenced by Tyra Banks herself, as seen in the portfolio she assembled for the open-call audition.
Annika Helms, a source close to the situation, says that “As a cat, Lexi was born pretty fierce, but Tyra has really influenced her posture and cat-walk. But I do think she’s better at cat-ure modeling than commercial.”
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