
Cat Attempts to Do Own Taxes, Fails
When Artemis received her 2012 W-2 form from her employer, she figured there’s no time like the present to sit down and knock out her tax returns. She had no idea what she was in for, according to sources.
“She really got tripped up on the itemized deductions,” says Larry Booth, the CPA who eventually took on the cat’s filing. “When you factor in home improvements, charitable donations, the number of dependents – she has seven kittens – it can get pretty complicated. She was about to give up and just take the standard deduction, but I helped her maximize the return in the end.”
Via everyfivemins.
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