Cat Sues Russian Hotel Over Lukewarm Bath
An 8-month-old cat named Bear has filed a lawsuit against the Kassado Plaza Hotel in Moscow after he took what his lawyers are calling “an unacceptably lukewarm bath.”
“How is a cat supposed to prepare for a business meeting with Russia’s top export CEOs without a hot bath first?” said Larry Tisch, one of Bear’s three attorneys. “The answer is, he can’t. We’re suing for $1.1 million in lost earnings.”
Submitted by Katerina.
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