Cat’s Date Turns Out to Be Plush
It wasn’t long after he completed his profile on CatMatch.com that Stu had a message from an interested lady feline.
“Stu was so excited,” says Ron Kelly, his friend and roommate. “He works all the time, so getting out there on the dating scene has been tough for him.”
Unfortunately, when he arrived to meet Lola at a local coffee shop, she wasn’t exactly what he expected.
“She wasn’t even a real cat,” says Kelly. “She was stuffed. They really should have clearer guidelines on those Internet dating sites.”
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