Cat Annihilates Paper Army in Explosive Showdown

Tensions between local paper dolls and a ginger cat have escalated to a “military conflict,” according to officials at the State Department.

“Diplomatic talks in the living room have disintegrated,” said Leonard Anderson of the Office of Press Relations in a briefing. “It’s unclear at this stage which party provoked the attack, but early reports show clear evidence the cat has decimated the paper army.”

A citizen journalist uploaded this footage to YouTube, but be warned: It can be graphic at times.

The State Department has made it clear the U.S. does not plan to intervene in the conflict without further investigation by UN inspectors on the ground. We will update this story we receive more information.

Submitted by Adam Cox.