Yorkie Outlines 6-Point Plan for Peace in the Arab World
A Rhode Island Yorkie named Bella can no longer sit back and read the upsetting headlines coming out of the Middle East. Compelled by the constant churn of unrest and violence in the Arab world, she has put forth a comprehensive plan to bring a lasting peace to the region, and aims to visit there next year.
“It’s a six-point plan unlike anything we’ve tried before,” says Javier Tippens of the United Nations Security Council. “It involves a lot of treats and belly rubs. Our analysis shows that insurgents, rebel groups and dictators alike would probably agree on these items. We’re hoping it will reveal some common ground.”
For now, Bella is hard at work learning Arabic. Sources close to her say she feels confident that learning the language is key to forthright conversation.
Submitted by Sara.
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