
Kitten Turns Down for Something; Isn’t Sure What
A cat from Haversville, MD named Tonks reportedly turned down last night but sources tell The Fluffington Post that at this time it’s still unclear for what.
“He definitely turned down,” said local police chief Taryn Gomes. “But for what? We’re still trying to figure that out.”
According to Gomes, the cat was taken in for questioning and released. He has not been charged with anything at this time.
Tonks could not be reached for comment.
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