
Tiny Maine Coon Won’t Reveal Secret of Staying Young
When Lady Momesha Meatballstein (Moe, to her friends) was a kitten, she could fit into a 12 oz cup.
“We were told she’d grow to be about 20 lbs.,” says holly Shuart, a source close to the situation. “Fast forward two years and we’re still waiting for the other 15 lbs.”
The tiny Maine Coon won’t share the secret of looking so young and small.
“Don’t let that face fool you,” says Shuart. “She’s evil.”
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