Area Dog Suffers From Irrational Love of Tennis Balls
Izzy, a local french bulldog, has been diagnosed by canine psychologists with a serious obsessive disorder. According to doctors the dog suffers manic episodes when playing with her tennis ball, displaying an uncontainable exuberance. This contrasts with a deep depression when the ball is taken away.
“With years of therapy and careful aversion training, I believe we’ll be able to cure Izzy of her tennis ball obsession,” said Dr. Hanz Fredenhauffer. “It won’t be easy, though.”
Via izzygirl.
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