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Polar Bear Mom Chauffeurs Cubs to Activities

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Polar Bear Mom Chauffeurs Cubs to Activities

With public transit relatively limited in the Arctic Circle, a polar bear mom named Lucy has taken up the task of delivering area cubs to soccer practice, ice cream shops and the mall.

“It started with her own cubs, but all the parents have taken her up on it,” says Linda Carmichael, an area resident. “She’ll pick up four at a time if they’re on the way. She really wants all the kids to get out outside rather than sit around playing video games all day.”

Photo republished with permission from the book Animal Encyclopedia. Copyright ©2012 National Geographic Society. Available wherever books are sold.

Dog Quits Chatroulette After Lewd Encounter

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Dog Quits Chatroulette After Lewd Encounter

A Long Island dog named Rusty logged on to the popular video site Chatroulette on Wednesday, hoping for some witty banter with other randomized users. He got more than he bargained for.

“The other dog he connected with was totally nude!” says Rhonda Cavanaugh, a source close to the situation. “He was sniffing his own butt, too. It was horrifying! Rusty just shut the computer off and ran out of the room.”

Submitted by Katie MacPherson.

Chow Won’t Quit With Novelty Glasses

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Chow Won’t Quit With Novelty Glasses

A 5-year-old chow chow from Manila has been wearing dollar-store costume glasses for the last three days, much to the chagrin of friends and family.

“Gucci thinks she’s hilarious with those things,” says Ned de Guzman, a source close to the situation. “I mean, it was funny the first time. Still humorous on day two. But come on, enough is enough with those things.”

Submitted by Tatin Yang.

Pup Bored With TV, Video Games

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Pup Bored With TV, Video Games

Despite a premium cable package with hundreds of channels and a video game library estimated at 400 titles across nine consoles, a 1-year-old pup named Beaver is “totally bored,” according to friends.

“None of this entertainment excites him anymore,” says Nate Grumin, a neighbor. “It’s like he OD’ed on screen time.”

Submitted by April Truong.

Cat Accuses Brother of Laziness

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Cat Accuses Brother of Laziness

A tabby named Beibei has called attention to his brother’s apathy and lethargy in a memo issued from his office Monday.

“There is no excuse for Baobao’s laziness,” the note, likely written by his staff, reads. “I’m on my feet 10 hours a day while he loafs around waiting for food. It’s simply not fair.”

Baobao’s office could not be reached for comment.

Submitted by Jimmy Leo.