PHOTO OP: Kitty Crafts
Via Mai.
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Another Kitten Tragically Lost In Couch Cushions
Another Kitten Tragically Lost In Couch Cushions
In spite of warnings posted all around the living room, the couch at Matthew’s house has claimed another kitten. For the third time in a month, witnesses could only watch in horror from the ottoman on the other side of the room while the couch sucked the kitten into its cushions. According to the coast guard, once a kitten is stuck in the couch, there’s little hope of extricating it.
“I don’t know why Matt hasn’t gotten rid of that thing,” said one witness. “I mean, it has to be easier to get a new couch than to keep getting new cats, right?”
Via purplemattfish.
PHOTO OP: Good Morning!
PHOTO OP: Good Morning!
Via Jessica Delgadillo.
Zebra Cop Disciplined For Getting Rowdy at Traffic Stop
Zebra Cop Disciplined For Getting Rowdy at Traffic Stop
A member of the zebra police force at the Great Arkansas Safari Adventure Park in Fayetteville, AR was put on paid disciplinary leave after becoming belligerent during a routine traffic stop. The animal reportedly became incensed when a patron at the park asked after being pulled over if he could “take a picture with the stripey horse.”
The zebra is expected to issue an apology next week.
Via Bob Jagendorf.
Regular Sized Cat Smashes Lego Town
Regular Sized Cat Smashes Lego Town
A normal sized house cat continues its reign of terror in the living room tonight, after smashing a Lego village with no regard for the small plastic people inside. The mayor of the Lego town has declared a state of emergency and called for help from the national guard. Our thoughts are with the victims and their families and hope that the cat gets bored soon and decides to do something else.
Via jds-emma.