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Have You Seen This Dog?

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

Authorities in New Jersey have launched a state-wide search for a dog that has been flagrantly disobeying street signs. Jersey City resident Angela Spannier snapped the photo above, which is the only confirmed visual of the rebellious canine.

There have been numerous reports of the dog walking the wrong way down one way streets, lying down in no parking zones, sitting in front of “no sitting on the grass” signs, etc.

The Fluffington Post will update this story as more information becomes available.

FluffPo Exclusive.

Dog Refuses to Leave Towel Until After Winter

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Winter hasn’t quite begun yet, but that hasn’t stopped a local dog from taking preemptive measures. According to friends, Bane has taken up residence in a warm, cozy towel and is refusing to come out until spring.

“He was really affected by the cold snap we had this week,” says Michelle Wirtz. “I told him the thermostat was at 70, but he wasn’t having any of it. He saw the towel and decided that was the best option. That was pretty much that.”

Though bargaining tactics have been used, the pup has refused to budge.

“I’ve tried treats, walkies, belly rubs… nothing’s worked,” says Wirtz. “We’ll see what happens when the mailman comes.”

Via banezamakerdance.

PHOTO OP: Heyyyy, Man!

Via 3blondedogs.