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Tiny Lion Terrorizes Suburban Neighborhood

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Tiny Lion Terrorizes Suburban Neighborhood

Residents of Morton Grove, IL have locked themselves in their homes after hearing reports of a lion roaming the streets of the normally quiet suburb.

“It’s not clear if this is a wild animal or an escaped cat from a nearby zoo or circus,” says Officer Donald Kelly at the county sheriff’s office. “One thing’s for certain – he is ferocious, and people should not venture out into the street until he’s caught.”

A few daring locals have captured photographs of the beast.

“He’s a lot smaller than I thought,” says Brenda Walsh, who snapped the pic above. “I mean, I probably could have scooped him right up. But, it’s probably best to leave that to the authorities.”

Via mathough.

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EXCLUSIVE: After Busy Day, Puppy Just Wants a Nap

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EXCLUSIVE: After Busy Day, Puppy Just Wants a Nap

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

Last Tuesday, Alfie had a very busy day. The morning started with an energetic walk around the neighborhood accompanied by his owner. The pair paused by a bus stop where several kids were awaiting their ride to school. The children cooed over Alfie’s soft fur and floppy ears, and sources with knowledge of the encounter report that he turned on the charm to the max.

After their walk, the pup enjoyed a rambunctious play session, which included fetch with a tennis ball, chewing on a rawhide, and extensive tail-wagging.

He also had an unexpected surprise in the afternoon when the phone rang. In response, Alfie barked as hard as he could and galloped from one end of the apartment to the other.

By 2:00, the puppy was completely wiped out and ready for a nap. 

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Cat Wealth Guru Recommends Tuna Stock

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Cat Wealth Guru Recommends Tuna Stock

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Personal wealth guru Cheeto the cat has just released his annual “Hot Stocks” list, and Wall Street analysts are abuzz over one particular pick.

“I was not expecting tuna,” says Rick Nelson of CNBC. “That’s always been a high-risk sector. Wind energy and biotech would have been obvious choices. 3-D printing was huge this year. From a financial standpoint, this makes little sense.”

Some aren’t as skeptical.

“Look, Cheeto’s always been an oracle with investing,” says Bryan Canning of The Wall Street Journal. “When he pushed cardboard boxes as a Hot Stock in ‘07, people thought he was crazy. Now, of course, everybody has one. Only Cheeto could have foreseen that.”

Canning was also quick to clarify another unexpected pick – print media.

“Oh, he doesn’t think anyone will actually buy newspaper again,” says the market expert. “He really just likes to lay on it.”

Via Bmfrench.

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