puppies

PHOTO OP: My Ball… Mine!

Via vnysia.

Area Dog Is Pooped After Long Day at Work

According to reports, a local dog is seriously considering going to his union rep to file a complaint about the long hours he’s been forced to work lately. "He’s not even being paid time and a half for his overtime!“ said a source close to the situation. "He works his butt off for that company. I think he deserves better.”

Sources indicate that the pup has also suffered at least three work-related incidents of tail cramp over the past five months.

Via la_brunette.

French Bulldog Prefers French Tips

“French tips, French tips, French-freakin’-tips! That’s all she ever wants,” Lily the bulldog’s manicurist Alex Lee complained to The Fluffington Post in a recent exclusive interview. “I’ve told her a million times we offer a ton of other services, we do beautiful nail art and have the latest gel nail polish.  But noooo, all she wants are French tips!  It’s driving me insane.”

Via lilythefrenchie.

Pug Discovers His Children Are Adopted

A pug named Chauncy was dismayed to learn that his two children are not biologically related to him. Sources close to the situation say the dog first became suspicious when he noticed his kids were terrible at sports.

Via Animals with Stuffed Animals / Jodi P.