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Pug Still Indecisive Over 2012 Election
While there’s still plenty of time until November, most Americans have made up their minds on whether to vote for Barack Obama or Mitt Romney as the next president of the United States.
One undecided voter is Carlo the pug. While he is a fiscal conservative, he just can’t get behind the social platforms of the Republican party.
“He’s a little freaked out that he can’t decide right now,” says Chelsea Mason, a source close to the situation. “He takes voting very seriously.”
Via Juan Esteban Duque.
Pug’s Credibility Questioned on Witness Stand
The trial of The People vs. Iver Corp, LtD. took a twist this week when the defense called whistle blowing pug “Mr. P” (his real name redacted for privacy reasons) to the stand.
Mr. P originally brought to light the alleged poor working conditions of Iver’s North American factories, prompting the class action lawsuit. The defense attorneys, however, called the pug’s character into question.
“Is it true you’ve been seen on the street with your tongue dangling out of your mouth? Dangling around women and children?” attorney Ron Corbett asked.
Mr. P was evasive and did not give a clear response, prompting murmurs in the courtroom which the judge promptly silenced with her gavel.
Via Lisa Marie.
Pug’s Olympic Training Off to Rough Start
It’s always been Rider’s dream to compete in the Olympic Games, but he may have gotten started too late, according to experts.
“He just started training yesterday,” says his coach Darren Cobey. “There’s no way he’ll be in shape for the triathlon competition.”
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