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Dog’s Lame Attempt at Humor Falls Flat
A California dog named Jackson – who fancies himself a comedian – went “old school Vaudeville” according to eye witnesses when he whipped out a pair of Groucho glasses early Saturday morning.
“Crickets,” an onlooker tells The Fluffington Post, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of hurting Jackson’s feelings. “It just gets really awkward when he starts in with his little bits.”
Submitted by Michael Moore.
REPORT: Cats Are Using Board Game ‘Risk’ to Plan World Domination
According to a leaked covert intelligence report from the NSA, members of the cat separatist group Felines United are using the board game Risk to plan their international take-over strategy. The report details chilling accounts from undercover operatives of F.U. meetings at which cats would play Risk for hours on end, honing their world domination plans by running them through scenario after scenario using the game.
The White House is confirming the existence of the reports but will not comment on them or any planned response at this time.
PHOTO OP: Meanwhile, at the Guinea Pig Ice Cream Social…
Via Barking Baby, by way of Animal Planet.
PHOTO OP: Sir Dachshund of Weinerton
Via Druzya-moi.ru.
As political convention season looms large, the parties’ vicious attacks show no sign of abating. While many candidates have produced their own ads, political action committees with buckets of money have taken to the web and airwaves to launch targeted smear campaigns.
A group known as Cats for World Domination (CFWD) has commissioned the ad above, which calls the opposition Dog Party out on allegations of “pay for play” and various poop-related incidents.
The Fluffington Post could not reach CFWD for comment, but many inside the Beltway and in media circles have criticized the ad as “negative” and “baseless.”
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