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Dog Earns Extra Cash as Party Clown

Though the economy has been in recovery for some time, many have kept their side jobs as a way to earn spending money or put a little aside for savings. Los Angeles-based French bulldog Tuna is no exception.

By day, Tuna works as an in-house CPA with a downtown office supply distributor. Clocking only 30 hours per week gives him the time to moonlight as a party clown, and he has gigs lined up for months.

“I asked my girl what kind of birthday party she wanted this year,” says Deborah Marin, whose daughter turned seven in January. “She said, ‘We need Tuna the Clown!’ She wouldn’t settle for anything less, so I had to book him on short notice. Luckily, he was still available.”

Submitted by Julia Sir.

Dog CEO Fires Entire Staff Over Insulting Email

Rusty, the head of BaconWorld Enterprises, has terminated all 236 of his employees after an anonymous, company-wide email accused the canine CEO of wearing a toupee.

“No wonder nobody got raises last year. Captain Moneybags spent all the profits on that rug.”

Despite a company-wide HR inquiry, the culprit behind the insulting message would not confess, and Rusty made good on his promise to fire everyone if nobody took responsibility.

“You try finding another bacon-focused job in this economy,” says Randy Goodwell, one of the terminated employees, who packed his desk on Monday. “We all had a good laugh, but we’re all paying the price for someone else’s prank.”

Submitted by Chris Overpeck.