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Cat Buys Mansion, Can’t Decide on Color for Drapes

According to sources close the situation, a cat in Lima, Peru purchased the stately home seen above in a government auction for far below what it is believed to be worth.  "The house had been owned by a known catnip kingpin,“ explained Raymund Florres, a spokesman for Peru’s drug enforcement agency. "When we seize properties from these drug lords they eventually go to auction where they can be had for very cheap.”

As part of the terms of the sale, the new owner had to pay for the removal of raised garden beds in the home’s courtyard in which multiple Nepeta cataria plants were growing.

Via geezaweezer. 

New Study Claims Spoon Fed Kittens More Likely to Be “Total Jerks”

A study from the Canine Learning Institute in Walla Walla, WA claims that cats who are spoon fed as kittens are 10 times more likely to be “complete and total jerk faces” by the time they reach their formative years.  Critics of the study cite that because the research was conducted by dogs, its results should be more carefully scrutinized.  A spokesman for cats declined to comment saying that The Fluffington Post was “completely beneath them.”

Via Dirigentens.